Me: My name is Howard.
group hand clapping
Group: Welcome, Howard!
Me: I have a bad case of G.A.S. (gear acquisition syndrome)
Me: Yes. I am never happy…I need more basses. I need more effect pedals. I need more gear. I need more money.
Group: Only 11 more steps to go…
Me: Woo hoo! I have a delivery of 11 new basses showing up tomorrow. I’m cured!